Security...yeah I feel secure

I was slightly nervous going threw security...which is funny because it's not like I have any reason to be nervous.  But never the less I was...
It was pretty much a normal, long line, lots of people, and lots of security.  I stepped up to put my stuff in the a bin and send it threw the xray machine, and then walk threw the medal detector.  As I stepped threw the metal dector the nice security officer said I was all clear and looking sharp and beautiful!
Talk about feeling secure!!!
Best airport experience ever!!!